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10 Ships* to Get to Know Me

shamelessly stolen from Twitter cuz fuck Twitter

  1. Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek [The X-Files]
  2. Rufus Shrina/Turks (any/all) [Final Fantasy VII (OG)]
  3. Dante/Vergil [DMC series]
  4. Sparda/Eva [DMC series]
  5. Demi-Fiend/Futomimi [SMT: Nocturne]
  6. Junpei Iori/Akihiko Sanada [Persona 3]
  7. Gale/Lupa [Digital Devil Saga 1]
  8. Persona 5 protagonist/Ryuji Sakamoto/Ann Takamaki(/Yusuke Kitagawa) [Persona 5]
  9. Leon/Raihan(/Piers) [Pokémon Sword/Shield]
  10. Aymeric de Borel/Estinien “Wyrmblood” Varlineau [Final Fantasy XIV]

* Original meme said “7 Ships” but fuck it can’t sum up a quarter century with just 7 ships

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

ladyyinburgundy

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

If I don’t reblog this. assume I’m dead and avenge my death.

nyxthechaosdragon

Canon: So yeah, it’s one sided

Fanon: Yeah, One Sided but make it Mutual

Canon: So yeah, it was Mutual

Fanfic: For all three of them

Canon: So they all live in three walls and there’s regular death

Fanfic: Zombie apocalypse and eVEN MORE DEATH BUT WITH FEELINGS

hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx
molly-ren replied:

word-for-today:

nentuaby:

hosekisama:

michaelblume:

molly-ren:

stevita:

molly-ren:

molly-ren:

I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.

Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.

woodsgotweird said: man i just jumped on the bandwagon because i am a sheep. i have no idea where it came from and i ask myself this question all the time

Maybe someone made a typo and it just got out of hand?

I kinda feel like panic!at the disco started the whole exclamation point thing and then it caught on around the internet, but maybe they got it from somewhere else, IDK.

The world may never know…

Maybe it’s something mathematical?

I’ve been in fandom since *about* when Panic! formed and the adjective!character thing was already going strong, pretty sure it predates them.

It’s a way of referring to particular variations of (usually) a character — dark!Will, junkie!Sherlock, et cetera. I have suspected for a while that it originated from some archive system that didn’t accommodate spaces in its tags, so to make common interpretations/versions of the characters searchable, people started jamming the words together with an infix.

(Lately I’ve seen people use the ! notation when the suffix isn’t the full name, but is actually the second part of a common fandom portmanteau. This bothers me a lot but it happens, so it’s worth being aware of.)

“Bang paths” (! is called a “bang"when not used for emphasis) were the first addressing scheme for email, before modern automatic routing was set up. If you wanted to write a mail to the Steve here in Engineering, you just wrote “Steve” in the to: field and the computer sent it to the local account named Steve. But if it was Steve over in the physics department you wrote it to phys!Steve; the computer sent it to the “phys” computer, which sent it in turn to the Steve account. To get Steve in the Art department over at NYU, you wrote NYU!art!Steve- your computer sends it to the NYU gateway computer sends it to the “art” computer sends it to the Steve account. Etc. (“Bang"s were just chosen because they were on the keyboard, not too visually noisy, and not used for a huge lot already).

It became pretty standard jargon, as I understand, to disambiguate when writing to other humans. First phys!Steve vs the Steve right next to you, just like you were taking to the machine, then getting looser (as jargon does) to reference, say, bearded!Steve vs bald!Steve.

So I’m guessing alternate character version tags probably came from that.

Word for today: bang path

The use of exclamation points to distinguish between variations of a character or name

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Still had to move the hair bones a bit in anamnesis, but I finally have some good progress on having one side of his hair tucked behind his ear!

This was supposed to be a "quick edit" as I wait for my Switch battery to charge, but it took me way longer than I want to admit OTL

“Duty… honor… morality… all constructs of convenience, when put to proof.”

Zenos viator Galvus

I really, really like the colour red and wanted a new wallpaper. I like to rotate between a few characters now and then.

Tumblr is the site where you'll see the most touching piece of character writing you've read all month just randomly cross your dash, then when you look up the source material it turns out to be an indie horror management sim with a title like "Brain Damage Incorporated" and the entire basis for the ship is a missable one-off interaction where one of the characters implies they want to kill and eat the other.

and that’s why it’s the best social media out there.

the thing about being in a fandom for a long time is you inevitably develop very intense opinions about things you know objectively are absolutely meaningless but nonetheless make you want to gnaw through drywall like a feral cat and there's just nothing you can do about that

One time I heard a dude online compare new and obscure LGBT terminology to newspeak. This I think is one of the biggest examples I have seen of people with their whole chest ignoring the basic themes of 1984.

In 1984 the whole point of newspeak was that it shrinks. Ideas that could once be communicated now cannot. Everything is simplified as much as possible. You cannot explain complicated ideas of freedom or equality because the words no longer exist, or they don’t mean what they once did.

More specifically, there is canonically no word for “gay” in 1984. There are only two words for the entire spectrum of sexuality. “goodsex” and “sexcrime”. If you’re gay it’s the exact same as being a pedophile. And those are is the exact same as cheating on your wife, which is the exact same daring to fuck your wife just because you feel like it. Which is no different than literally any sex act that might offend big brother.

Do you see what’s happening? In 1984 can no longer ask your wife to peg you or something because the word for pegging is the exact same word for pedophile. And you can’t come out as gay because all you can say is that you did a criminal sex act, which means you cannot make a case for your rights either.

Inventing made up words to describe obscure things that previously lacked words would literally be a perfect remedy to newspeak. This language would counter every barrier to communicating the necessary concepts. Because it’s what literally every normal non-dystopian language does.

Keep this in mind especially in regards to what's happening in Florida right now.

They associate LGBT+ content with grooming, define it as pedophilia or child abuse or sexual crimes or etc. Then they pass laws calling for sex offenders to be executed.

Bigots or morons claim "Oh, why are you against these anti-child abuse laws?!" Because the state is trying to redefine LGBT+ activity and individuals as being the same as child abuse. For all the bluster and anger over "Grrr, words don't mean anything anymore! These terms I grew up with don't matter anymore!" the truth is THEY are the ones trying to limits what words mean because they want to associate certain groups of people with evil people to make more innocent/ignorant individuals be okay with hurting those groups of people.